Everyone's up early
Peaceful time for eggs and pigtails
Not a rush to be found
What a nice little anomaly
What a nice little anomaly
Smiling faces climb in the van
Off to school we go
But wait
Strapping in the littlest brings a surprise
Diarrhea is on her and me and everything in between
But she has the happiest smile you've ever seen
And pigtails
Showers, disinfectant wipes, towels, and q-tips galore
School started half an hour ago
Three little heads in my rear view mirror
There's no other crew I'd rather be late with